The use of difficulty ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"

My 11-year-old couldn't decide what flavor of ramen to make, so I told her to flip a coin. Heads for spicy chicken, tails for beef.

Taking my advice, she flipped a penny, and when it landed on tails she said "Wait! Wait! I did it wrong!"

I told her that she did it right, because the real reason for flipping a coin isn't to let fate decide for you, but because when the coin is in the air, you will suddenly realize what you wanted in the first place.

I'm sure there's a life lesson there somewhere…

But honestly, I have never known her to pass up spicy chicken.

Update: Yesterday, her brother asked her if she wanted a corn dog and she couldn't decide, so again I told her to flip a coin. She did so, and without even looking which way it landed, she snatched the penny up and said "I want a corn dog".

Originally posted by mrchalamet-mrstyles

finally I got them all

Do you ever have moments that can be summed up by this image?

I don’t know where we are in the grand scheme of things, but I just wanna be hugging you tonight. 💔

(A painting I made inspired by Romantic Encounter by Mihaly von Zichy)

(Use the Cardd link in my bio to buy and pick up a Print)

I just saw this and I’m cackling:

Evangelical Atheists, playing checkers: I don’t believe in God!

Rabbi Sherwin Wine, barely looking up from his 3D Chess: That statement is meaningless because “God” is a trivial term that lacks any coherent definition.

Aldjdhal @tikkunolamorgtfo

you cannot believe or disbelieve in god in a way that matters

you cannot believe

or disbelieve in god in

a way that matters

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

this is so Real. You cannot believe or disbelieve in god in a way that matters.

I had no idea this was an actual term, but I feel like my belief on what G-d is fits very neatly into it.

hi I’m curious about how accurate tumblr polls are as in how much error in misclicking and such is there on each poll because I’ve never seen a 100% sweep on any large polls and I’m curious if there’s a significant percent of voters that misvoted

reblogs are appreciated a bigger sample size will make the data more accurate :)

the SHADOW. the f *cking shadow covering crowley like an angel wing is driving me MAD

the precious, peaceful, fragile existence-

another sticker design specifically requested by my mom everyone say thanks mom <3

i will never be the same again

i‘ll be expecting this on july 28